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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman are each sentenced to a year in solitary confinement; before being locked away,…
Paddy and Seamus were walking home from the pub. Paddy says to Seamus, ‘What a beautiful night, look at the…
Murphy applied for a fermentation operator post at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for…
The Irish lads (Shane, Sean and Conor), were working on a building site in London. Unfortunately, Shane falls off the scaffolding…
Mick and Paddy were walking in Covent Garden in London. It was their first week in the capital and they…
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So…
Paddy the Kerryman died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the…
An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman are in France during World War II, they have been cut off from their…
An Englishman, a Scotchman and an Irishman are on a plane. During their flight the captain calls them up to…
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are the only survivors of a plane crash in the desert. Though the…
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are all working on a construction site, building a new skyscraper in London.…
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Pakistani man were sat in the waiting room of the maternity ward at the…
Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotchman and Paddy Irishman were boasting about their Uncles being so famous. Paddy Englishman says, ‘My Uncle’s…
Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman and Paddy Irishman, were outside on a cold, wet and stormy night. So, they looked around…
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were boasting about The size of their estates. ‘I can get into my car…
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all claimed to be The most famous of The three of them. ‘I’m…
One day, Paddy Irishman, Paddy Englishman, and Paddy Scotsman walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy…
In a court in Killarney, deep in Munster, Ireland, this conversation is reported to have taken place: Lawyer: ‘At the…