If You’ve Told 8/10 Of These Lies, You Are Definitely Irish

6. “I’m flat out.”

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Complete bollocks!

7. “We can still be friends.”

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That was the last thing all the girls in my life said to me.

8. “I’m so busy, I don’t have time.”

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They do, they just couldn’t be fecked.

9. “That baby is just beautiful!”

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Why would you ever want to tell a happy new parent that their baby is ugly? The Irish are kind souls.

10. “I’m just a social drinker.”

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Everyone in Ireland is a ‘social drinker’ if you ask them. Nobody has a problem. Nobody.

 



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