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Guinness to be renamed as ‘Smirnoff Irish Stout’, Diageo confirms

Source: geograph.org.uk, Russell Trebor  The drinks manufacturing company Diageo have unveiled a new marketing...

Irish bar owner in Spain confesses he is ‘sick of rowdy English’

An Irish bar owner who owns and operates an Irish pub in Spain has...

Ireland to introduce a one-child policy to reduce ‘excessive’ dole queues

Responding to a massive increase in unemployment figures, the Irish Government plans to introduce...

Mayo priests refused entry to pub after being mistaken for stag do

Five priests from County Mayo are set to take a case for breach of...

Man who said “I’m never drinking again” spotted at pub two days later

A County Offaly man who swore blind he would never drink again was spotted...

Shane McGowan: ‘Tesco vodka a day is secret to long and healthy life’ 

Internationally acclaimed Irish singer-songwriter Shane McGowan has claimed that the secret to living a...

Local craft beer drinker told to ‘Shut up and get a pint down ye!’

A local Galway man has been told by friends not to be such a...

Belfast accent voted ‘sexiest’ and ‘most terrifying’ in same week

The results of a recent poll carried out on behalf of the Irish College...

Dublin landlord offers cheap rent to men who will give him ‘weekly sexual favours’

A Dublin landlord has appeared before the Irish Tenancy Commission accused of sexual harassment....

Second Titanic to be sunk to keep NI’s tourist economy afloat for ’50 years’

In an attempt to revitalise Northern Ireland's tourism industry another cruise liner will be...

“There is no housing crisis”, says politician as he walks past a homeless man

A prominent Fine Gael politician today denied that Ireland was suffering a housing crisis....

“I’m happy with this marriage” man convinces himself in shower

Jimmy O'Neill (45) of Watery Road, Sligo told friends last night that he came...

Priest deems news that a Cavan man finally bought round as ‘miracle’

A County Cavan cleric has announced that he believes the reports that one of...

“No idea how I put on weight,” says man surrounded by Papa John’s boxes

Tommy Joe Murphy, (45) from Carey's Villas, St. Mary's Park, Limerick has astonished friends...

Kerry man claims he saw Jesus at bottom of Coco Pops bowl

A County Kerry farmer named Thomas Joseph Murphy (33) of Licknasheen Parish on the...

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