An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were boasting about The size of their estates.
‘I can get into my car at seven o’clock in The morning,’ said The Englishman, ‘and drive and drive all around my estate and not get back until four o’clock in The afternoon.’
‘I can get into my car at six o’clock in The morning,’ said The Scotsman, ‘and drive and drive all around my estate and not get back until seven o’clock in The evening.’
‘I had an old car like that too myself once,’ said The Irishman.