Hilarious Joke: An Englishman, an Irishman and a Pakistani man are sat in a hospital…

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Pakistani man were sat in the waiting room of the maternity ward at the local hospital.

A nurse comes out and says to the men “I’m sorry, but there’s a been a mix-up and we don’t know which baby belongs to which mother. Any chance one of you could come in and see if you can help?”

The Irishman stands up and says “I’ll sort this out.” He walks into the ward and, a couple of minutes later walks out with what is obviously a Pakistani baby and says “this is my son.”

The Pakistani man stood up in anger shouted “What the hell do think you’re doing?!”

And then the Irishman said “Look, one of those babies in there is English, and I’m not taking any chances!”