If You’ve Told 8/10 Of These Lies, You Are Definitely Irish

6. “I’m flat out.”


Complete bollocks!

7. “We can still be friends.”


That was the last thing all the girls in my life said to me.

8. “I’m so busy, I don’t have time.”


They do, they just couldn’t be fecked.

9. “That baby is just beautiful!”

ugly baby

Why would you ever want to tell a happy new parent that their baby is ugly? The Irish are kind souls.

10. “I’m just a social drinker.”


Everyone in Ireland is a ‘social drinker’ if you ask them. Nobody has a problem. Nobody.