There is many things your mam will day to you, however, not all them are entirely true. We have compiled a list of translated phrases for your future reference!
- Maybe –> Probably not
- We’ll see –> NEVER
- Let’s play the quiet game. –> Stop talking, my ears are bleeding.
- I love the outfit you put together. –> Please spill something on it before we leave the house.
- Where did you hear that? –> Your information is completely false.
- One day you’ll thank me. –> Hopefully, you’ll forget this ever happened.
- Can mummy have some privacy in the bathroom? –> Mummy needs a glass of wine.
- Mum needs a glass of wine. –> Mum needs a shot of tequila.
- Do you think that’s a good idea? –> That’s the worst idea EVER!
- Uh-huh –> I have no earthly idea what you’re talking about.
- Wow, that’s great sweetie! –> I still have no idea what you just said, but you sounded excited so I went with it.
- Really? Really? –> WTF is wrong with you?
- Because I said so. –> I’m losing this battle and this is my last resort (or I’m tired of explaining stuff).
- You are the best. –> Millennium mom speak meaning anything from you really are the best to you are thoroughly average.
- Just a sec. or In a minute –> I’m not stopping what I’m doing or moving from this position until you scream for me again.
- Your forehead is cold as ice. –> Get up, Get dressed, Get the f*&^ to school.
- Go ask Dad –> His turn to be the bad guy – mwahahaha.
- The dog loves you the most. –> I will guilt you into feeding/walking that dog.
- Yes, you do sound like Beyonce. –> Please let my child have other talents.
- I love you –> There is nothing on Earth I could love more!
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