Satire
All articles in this section are News satire. We do satire articles because it is great craic and Irish people love it! Articles in this section are spoof articles which should not be taken as the truth, nor are they are intended to offend.
Paddy The Pintman Goes to Las Vegas
The next chapter of Paddy The Pintman, sees Paddy end up in Vegas...
Paddy The Pintman and the search for a pint during lockdown
Paddy The Pintman is a sprightly 45-year-old County Kerry farmer. He is an only...
Ian Paisley Jr to self-isolate himself in the Maldives
Northern Ireland politician and Member of Parliament Ian Paisley Jr (54) has announced that...
Civil Service worker hospitalised for exhaustion after doing full days work
A forty-year-old civil service worker has been hospitalised for exhaustion after completing one full...
Dublin Castle to be turned into “sheltered accommodation”
The historic Dublin Castle is to be turned into accommodation units to house homeless...
Lads issue urgent appeal for missing man ‘presumed to be in relationship’
A group of friends have appealed for the public's help in locating a missing...
‘Men are like floor tiles – if laid right you can walk all over them’ says wife
An outspoken Irish wife has shocked friends, family and her large social media following...
Irish mammies sent to Syria in UN peacekeeping role
A contingent of eight Irish mammies is to be sent to the Middle-East trouble...
Brexiteer tourist in exchange rate difficulty claims “I never voted for this”
A British tourist who found himself stranded without money in Malaga, Spain has taken...
Health minister orders 18m barrels of flat 7UP to tackle Coronavirus
The Irish Health Minister Simon Harris TD has announced that health authorities will begin...
Stormont politicians to ‘self-isolate’ with full pay for the next 3 years
The Northern Ireland Assembly has announced that in light of and because of the...
‘I’m not unemployed, I’m self-isolating’ says 37-year-old Limerick man
A thirty-seven-year-old Limerick man has reacted angrily to his mother's allegation that he won't...
Sinn Féin advise singing Celtic Symphony will help tackle coronavirus
Sinn Féin, which substantially increased its vote share in the recent general election in...
Masses of Irish Coronavirus victims exposed as being ‘just hungover’
The Employer's Organisation of Ireland has issued a statement saying that their members are...
‘Coronavirus worst invasion since the Brits’ says Sinn Fein TD
A Sinn Fein TD is said to have set back Anglo/Irish relations by decades...