Satire
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Dublin drug dealer announces gluten-free, low carbon, vegan cocaine bag
A well-known Dublin drug dealer has announced that from now on his products will...
Breastfeeding in public to become ‘indecent exposure’ crime in Ireland
Women who breastfeed babies in public could be facing charges of indecent exposure under...
New Irish fry flavoured protein shake now available on Amazon
Amazon has announced the launch of a new High Protein Food selection in Ireland....
“Women can’t work as well as men” claims long term unemployed man
A County Galway man has astounded friends and work colleagues when he drunkenly pontificated...
“I’m not a pervert” claims local nightclub photographer
A Limerick photographer has categorically denied claims that he is a pervert after being...
“I swear I’ll never drink again” says a woman with severe hangover
Alice O'Driscoll (35), a mother of two living in Corbally, a suburban upper middle-class...
“Lad of the year” found dead at 21 – overdosed on banter at 3 am this morning
A twenty-one-year-old man was found dead last night outside a Tralee pub. Initial reports say he overdosed on some top quality banter.
Man who drinks 15 pints a day admits he ‘might have a drinking problem’
A Limerick man has admitted to a few casual friends that he has reached...
Ginger Irish man “evaporates” after exposure to Australian sun
A score of Australian witnesses have confessed to police that they witnessed first-hand the...
Top strain of Spice bag ‘more addictive than heroin’ top Doctor warns
A new to Ireland strain of the popular Asian cuisine dish normally sold in...
Robbie Keane goal vs Germany most viewed video on Irish PornHub
Statisticians at the popular adult site Porn Hub has released its annual list for...
Man blames hospital crisis on immigrants despite A&E trip for “dead leg”
A man who has been a vocal critic of immigrants and of their apparent...
“Socialism steals from the poor” says billionaire who doesn’t pay his taxes
A well-known Irish billionaire has poured scorn over any potential Socialist form of government...
“Gay Marriage is immoral,” says priest in tweet from Epstein Island
A former Dublin
based priest has taken to Twitter to condemn same-sex marriage. Fr Damien
O'Brien...
Instagram influencer ‘breaks neck’ falling from Moral High Horse
A local Instagram influencer who proudly describes herself as both Vegan and Feminist, amongst...