Reading your partner’s private messages is a great idea, and here are some fantastic things you might uncover.
When it comes to relationships, there are always times when we suspect something is up, and in that case, we like to dig a little deeper to find out what our gut might be telling us.
While there may be many situations that can appear to be disastrous, there are also others which are quite the opposite.
You might find plenty of good things by reading your partners’ texts and emails, and here are a few which will bring a smile to any other half’s face.
10. They lied about their occupation – fast food discounts
One of the good things you might find by reading your partner’s texts and emails is that they have been lying about their occupation all these years.
If you find out that they are not the ‘doctor’ they said they were, but rather the mascot at the local fast-food joint, be excited that you will get a discount.
9. They are married – the hidden status
One of the most common things people find out about their partners is that they are already married, which is a great thing to find out since married people are always more fun-loving, dedicated, and caring – oh, and it’s a cool thing to tell all of your friends.
8. They have a gambling problem – new hobbies are great
One of the main good things you might find by reading your partner’s texts or emails is proof that they have a gambling addiction.
You might find that they have been spending their days in the bookies, placing bets and losing money. This is fantastic news; they are dedicated, focused and enjoying a new hobby.
7. They have lost their job – one of the good things you might find by reading your partner’s texts and emails
If one day you come across a text or email which unveils the news that all these months and weeks your partner was getting up for work, they were spending their time at the day spa because they have lost their job, be happy that they are taking great care of themselves – not everyone wants to work.
6. They are planning an escape – a sign of love
Many relationships go through rocky patches, and if you happen to stumble upon some classified information which shows that your partner might be plotting their escape, it’s the best thing you could have imagined. This shows how much they love and care for you, so keep smiling.
5. They have secretly sold your house – renting is much better
One of the good things you might find by reading your partners’ texts and emails is that the house you thought was forever yours was secretly sold without you knowing. This is excellent news, though, since it’s less responsibility, right?
4. They have taken out a huge loan – a symbol of affection
Remember when your partner surprised you with a new car, paid all the bills on time and took you out for a fancy meal? Well, when their email reveals that they have taken out an exorbitant loan you can’t possibly repay, you can relax; this is just their way of showing their love.
3. They don’t like your family – the best possible scenario
If you’ve noticed that your partner gets along great with your family, only to find a text or email showing them sharing their hate for the family members, this is one of the best things you can read. Keeping distance between the two is the best way, and your partner should never like your family anyway.
2. They have spent all your money – it’s overrated
If, by some chance, you stumble upon an email or text unveiling that your partner has used up all the money in your joint account, don’t worry; this is a great thing.
Money is materialistic, and they are helping you to practice minimalism. Bread and butter is delicious, so get used to them.
1. They are cheating – a great outcome
One of the good things you might find by reading your partner’s texts and emails is the hidden truth that he is getting on with his secretary at work.
This is probably the best thing you could imagine since it takes the pressure off you. Now you can have more time to yourself in the evenings. Winner!
Reading your partner’s texts and emails might seem naughty, but it’s best to keep the relationship fun and exciting – especially when you discover great things like these.
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