Paddy goes into a bar and orders seven shots of tequila and one pint of Guinness.
The barman lines up shots and goes to get the Guinness.
When he comes back with the pint, all seven shots are gone.
The barman says: “Wow! You sure drank those fast.”
Paddy explains: “You would drink fast too if you had what I have.”
The barman asks: “What do you have?”
Paddy reaches into his pocket and says: “Fifty cents!”
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