An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all claimed to be The most famous of The three of them.
‘I’m known all over England,’ said The Englishman.
‘I’m known all over The world and other places besides,’ said The Scotsman.
‘Let me show you both how famous I am,’ said The Irishman. So they all travelled to Italy together, to The Vatican and into St Peter’s Square.
The Englishman and The Scotsman looked up and saw Paddy The Irish- man standing on The balcony with his arm around The Pope, waving to The crowd.
An Italian standing nearby said to The Englishman and The Scotsman, ‘Who’s that fellow on The balcony beside The Irishman?’
