Meanwhile in Ireland

    SUBSCRIBE TO OUR NEWSLETTER!

    What's Hot

    NI rare blue lobster catch a ‘two million to one shot’

    February 8, 2023

    Eurovision 2023: Wild Youth selected to represent Ireland

    February 8, 2023

    Culinary expert shares how to make Paul Mescal’s favourite childhood dish

    February 8, 2023
    Facebook Twitter Instagram
    Meanwhile in Ireland
    • Home
    • News
    • Craic
    • Sports
    • More
      • Culture
      • Dublin
      • Funny
      • Irish People
      • Interesting News
      • Satire
      • The Drink!
      • Travel
      • TV and Movies
      • Viral
    Facebook YouTube Instagram TikTok
    Meanwhile in Ireland
    You are at:Home » News » Craic » Dublin Parents seek legal action to encourage 28-year-old son to move out
    Craic Satire

    Dublin Parents seek legal action to encourage 28-year-old son to move out

    Gerald LeinsterBy Gerald LeinsterMay 14, 2019No Comments2 Mins Read
    Facebook Twitter WhatsApp Pinterest LinkedIn Tumblr Email
    Share:
    Facebook Twitter WhatsApp Pinterest Email

    In what is considered to be the first case of its kind, a South-side Dublin couple are set to take legal action to evict their twenty-eight-year old son from the family home.

    James and Mary Roche of Foxrock Dublin have revealed that their case will come before Dublin’s Circuit Court next month.

    Speaking outside the Roche’s four-bedroom detached residence in a leafy and exclusive Southside cul de sac, the couple’s solicitor spoke to the assembled press.

    “My clients are totally at their wit’s end.” Pierce Bradbury of Bradbury-Bradbury and Bradbury solicitors said.

    “While my clients accept (without prejudices) that their son, Jeffery has lived in the family home since birth and concede that initially, the early years were mutually pleasing to both parties.

    However, over the past ten years — coinciding with Jeffery’s enrolment in university, unhappy circumstances’ have developed leading to the current situation which is grievously aggravating to my clients.”

    Mr Bradbury went on to list the aggravations his clients faced on a daily basis.  “The home,” he said “is similar to a council rubbish tip. Full to the brim of empty take-out boxes, crushed beer cans and literally littered with Jeffery’s soiled laundry.

    “The pungent smell of marijuana smoke is a constant presence which has a devastating effect on Mrs Roche’s asthma. Further to that Mr Roche is perturbed by the constant toing and froing of scantily clad females from Jeffery’s room at ungodly hours of the morning.” The solicitor added.   

    The straw that broke the camel’s back

    Meanwhile in Ireland News has learned that “the straw that broke the camel’s back” came about when Jeffrey — a perpetual student over the last ten-years announced he intends to now continue his education by “doing a master’s degree over the next few years.

    Class Action

    Mr Bradbury stated that this case may be taken as a class-action and when successful may inspire parents in similar situations to consider “going down the legal road.”

    The solicitor also stated that his clients would be seeking redress of € 95,000 which is the calculated amount they spent on: tuition fees, food, heating, clothes, and pocket money on their student son over the ten years.

    As it was still early afternoon, Jeffery wasn’t up yet and so was unavailable for comment.

    Disclaimer

    This article is satire. We do satire articles because it is great craic and Irish people love it! Articles in this section are spoof articles which should not be taken as the truth, nor are they are intended to offend.

    Share. Facebook Twitter WhatsApp Pinterest LinkedIn Tumblr Email
    Avatar photo
    Gerald Leinster
    • Website

    Gerald Leinster is one of Ireland's most noteworthy journalists, columnists and commentator on Irish and international issues. Often accused of being more right-wing than Genghis Khan whom he admires greatly, Gerald is an Oxbridge graduate. He has authored many best-selling books including the recent ' The Margaret Thatcher I knew and Loved' and his previous bestseller 'Reagan, Bush, and Trump -- Gods of Their Time.' In his spare time, you might find Gerald relaxing on a golf course in Kildare, watching International rugby or dining out in Dublin's more fashionable restaurants. Although he strives for a professional journalistic apolitical stance, he feels strongly about the reunification of Ireland and the UK. He also holds membership of both Fine Gael and Fianna Fail.

    Related Posts

    Top 5 all-time STRONGEST Irish accents EVER on film

    By Jade PoleonFebruary 3, 2023

    10 reasons why VEGANS are BETTER than meat-eating SCUM

    By Jade PoleonJanuary 30, 2023

    Top 5 occasions where an IRISH GOODBYE is the only option

    By Grainne KavanaghJanuary 18, 2023

    10 ways to avoid an argument with your ma this Christmas

    By Jade PoleonDecember 21, 2022
    Latest Articles

    NI rare blue lobster catch a ‘two million to one shot’

    February 8, 2023

    Eurovision 2023: Wild Youth selected to represent Ireland

    February 8, 2023

    Culinary expert shares how to make Paul Mescal’s favourite childhood dish

    February 8, 2023

    10 weird foods you’ll only find in Ireland

    February 6, 2023
    Stay In Touch
    • Facebook
    • Twitter
    • Instagram
    • TikTok
    Don't Miss

    10 words Ireland gave the English Language

    By Meanwhile in IrelandApril 4, 2015

    The Irish have given a lot to other nations and traditions, and when it comes…

    May the road rise up to meet you: the meaning behind the traditional Irish blessing

    January 5, 2021

    5 Irish sectors that always survive recessions

    July 29, 2022

    ‘Think you’ve been scammed, send us the front and back of your card’ says Garda Abdullah Tangwani

    October 19, 2020

    Subscribe to our Newsletter!

    We specialise in Bizarre Irish News, Viral Videos and general Irish Craic.

    • Home
    • About us
    • Contact us
    • Guests Posts
    • Team
    • Work for us
    • Terms of use
    • Privacy policy
    • Disclaimer
    • Copyright
    Follow us

    Connect with us on your favourite social media app.

    Facebook Twitter Instagram Youtube TikTok
    Contact us

    19 Arthur St, Belfast, Northern Ireland, BT1 4GA.

    [email protected]

    Subscribe to our Newsletter!

    ©Copyright 2019 - Meanwhile in Ireland | Trading under Emerald Green Media

    Type above and press Enter to search. Press Esc to cancel.