Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotchman and Paddy Irishman were boasting about their Uncles being so famous.
Paddy Englishman says, ‘My Uncle’s a Prince and when he uncle walks down the street, everybody bows down and says, ‘Your Majesty.”
Paddy Scotchman says, ‘My Uncle’s a Bishop and when he walks down the street, everybody bows down and says, Your Excellency.”
Paddy Irishman says, ‘My Uncle weighs 25 stone and when everybody sees him they say, ‘LORD ALMIGHTY!!”