Close Menu
Meanwhile in IrelandMeanwhile in Ireland

    SUBSCRIBE TO OUR NEWSLETTER!

    What's Hot

    BREAKING: Street performer Jelvis Pelvis is dead

    April 5, 2025

    The Cheltenham Festival: Why It’s Practically A National Holiday In Ireland

    April 3, 2025

    JOB ALERT: Social Media Content Creator at Meanwhile in Ireland

    March 26, 2025
    Facebook X (Twitter) Instagram
    Meanwhile in IrelandMeanwhile in Ireland
    • Home
    • News
    • Craic
    • Sports
    • More
      • All-Time Top Articles
      • Culture
      • Dublin
      • Funny
      • Irish People
      • Interesting News
      • Satire
      • The Drink!
      • Travel
      • TV and Movies
      • Viral
    • Shop
    Facebook YouTube Instagram TikTok
    Meanwhile in IrelandMeanwhile in Ireland
    You are at:Home » News » Funny » Classic Joke: Two Irish mothers talk about their ‘saintly’ sons
    Funny Irish Jokes Irish Stories

    Classic Joke: Two Irish mothers talk about their ‘saintly’ sons

    Meanwhile in Ireland TeamBy Meanwhile in Ireland TeamJune 11, 2016No Comments1 Min Read
    Facebook Twitter WhatsApp Pinterest LinkedIn Tumblr Email
    Share:
    Facebook Twitter WhatsApp Pinterest Email

    brenda-656x440

    Two Irish mothers, Kate and Lorna were talking about their sons.

    Kate says, ‘My Patrick is such a saint. He works hard, doesn’t smoke, and he hasn’t so much as looked at a woman in over two years.’

    Lorna responds, ‘Well, my Francis is a saint himself. Not only hasn’t he not looked at a woman in over three years, but he hasn’t touched a drop of liquor in all that time.’

    ‘My word,’ says Kate, ‘You must be so proud.’

    ‘I am,’ announces Lorna, ‘And when he’s paroled next month, I’m going to throw him a big party.’

    Share. Facebook Twitter WhatsApp Pinterest LinkedIn Tumblr Email
    Avatar photo
    Meanwhile in Ireland Team

    The Meanwhile in Ireland team is dedicated to bringing you the best in Irish humour, news, and viral content. Since our launch in 2014, we’ve amassed over 900,000 social media followers and hundreds of thousands of annual readers. Our mission is to entertain with our trademark dry Irish humour, satire, and sarcasm while also sharing Ireland’s unique culture and current affairs. Our writers, all native or long-time residents of Ireland, deliver authentic, high-quality articles recognised by award organisations in Ireland and the UK. Enjoy the craic!

    Related Posts

    Top 10 best Irish PODCASTS in 2024, RANKED

    By Grainne KavanaghMay 28, 2024

    10 HILARIOUS differences between Northern Ireland and the Republic

    By Jade PoleonMay 16, 2024

    Irish city most likely to give a bad review, revealed

    By Matthew SloanMay 15, 2024

    5 REPULSIVE acts that got the Dublin-New York portal CLOSED

    By Matthew SloanMay 14, 2024
    OFFICIAL SPONSOR
    Latest Articles

    BREAKING: Street performer Jelvis Pelvis is dead

    April 5, 2025

    The Cheltenham Festival: Why It’s Practically A National Holiday In Ireland

    April 3, 2025

    JOB ALERT: Social Media Content Creator at Meanwhile in Ireland

    March 26, 2025

    Insights Into The Most Engaging Sports Wagering Options (in Ireland)

    February 23, 2025
    SUBSCRIBE TO OUR NEWSLETTER!
      Thank you for Signing Up
    Please correct the marked field(s) below.
    1,true,6,Contact Email,2 1,false,1,First Name,2 1,false,1,Last Name,2
    Stay In Touch
    • Facebook
    • Twitter
    • Instagram
    • TikTok
    Don't Miss

    Why Irish people are OBSESSED with TAYTO crisps

    By Siân McQuillanMarch 29, 2024

    From picnics to parties to a staple lunchbox snack, Tayto Crisps play a central role…

    Top 10 forgotten Irish proverbs that we should start using again

    May 10, 2022

    10 tiny THINGS that really ANNOY Irish people

    April 7, 2023

    American tourist reunited with Irish lad she met in Dublin after touching Facebook appeal went viral

    May 18, 2018

    We specialise in Bizarre Irish News, Viral Videos and general Irish Craic.

    • Home
    • About us
    • Contact us
    • Team
    • Work for us
    • Terms of use
    • Privacy policy
    • Disclaimer
    • Copyright
    • Shop
    Follow us

    Connect with us on your favourite social media app.

    Facebook Twitter Instagram Youtube TikTok
    Contact us

    19 Arthur St, Belfast, Northern Ireland, BT1 4GA.

    [email protected]
    SUBSCRIBE TO OUR NEWSLETTER!
      Thank you for Signing Up
    Please correct the marked field(s) below.
    1,true,6,Contact Email,2 1,false,1,First Name,2 1,false,1,Last Name,2
    ©Copyright 2019 - Meanwhile in Ireland | Trading under Emerald Green Media

    Type above and press Enter to search. Press Esc to cancel.