Home Culture If You've Told 8/10 Of These Lies, You Are Definitely Irish

If You’ve Told 8/10 Of These Lies, You Are Definitely Irish

The Irish are great people who have a lot of funny characteristics. Unfortunately, lying about certain things is one of them. If you’ve told 8/10 of these lies then you are very Irish.

1. “I’m only going out for one.”

only going out for one

A classic phrase all Irish people have used.

2. “I’m on my way.”

y0fzp

Arguably the biggest lie in Ireland – usually told by lazy parents who are on the sofa watching TV or someone who is still in bed when they shouldn’t be.

3. “Ah, it was grand.”

ah it was grand

Even if something was everything but, it is always grand.

4. “I’m just nipping out, I’ll be back in a second.”

60029039

Yeah right.

5. “I love it, thanks.”

lies

A lie commonly heard after a haircut.

NEXT PAGE: Part 2

Follow us on social media

632,914FansLike
45,129FollowersFollow
2,887FollowersFollow

Most Popular

Guinness to be renamed as ‘Smirnoff Irish Stout’, Diageo confirms

Source: geograph.org.uk, Russell Trebor  The drinks manufacturing company Diageo have unveiled a new marketing strategy which will...

Irish bar owner in Spain confesses he is ‘sick of rowdy English’

An Irish bar owner who owns and operates an Irish pub in Spain has announced that he...

Ireland to introduce a one-child policy to reduce ‘excessive’ dole queues

Responding to a massive increase in unemployment figures, the Irish Government plans to introduce limits on family...

Mayo priests refused entry to pub after being mistaken for stag do

Five priests from County Mayo are set to take a case for breach of civil rights to...