Government announces plan to INCREASE TAXES on chicken fillet rolls

Things are about to change regarding the price of the nation’s favourite deli snack, and we have all the details here.

It’s official; the Irish government has announced their bold plans to increase taxes on the nation’s favourite snack – the chicken fillet roll.

The humble chicken fillet roll is the saviour of the hungover, the one-stop lunch of students and scholars alike, and the modern Irish national dish. But that could be about to change with the new tax increase.

What will this mean for chicken fillet lovers, and how will this affect how we see our go-to deli munch? In this article, we spill all!

A bold move – taxes to increase on nation’s favourite deli product

While some claim the beloved chicken fillet roll is a just basic deli sandwich to fill the gap between meals, others argue that this baguette-filled goodness should be Ireland’s national food.

For years, the chicken filet roll has been the answer to our hangover prayers, a wholesome, delicious, tasty, on-the-go snack, and a source of happiness for many – but now things are about to change.

While the chicken fillet roll will still be available in Centra – the Irish deli that declares itself ‘The Home of the Icon’ – the government has announced that the mouthwatering national delicacy will rise in price.

The current price of a chicken fillet roll ranges between €3.50-€5.50 throughout the country, depending on the fillings, etc., but word on the street is that the price could soar to a whopping €8 a roll once the taxes are added.

But that’s not all. As well as increasing the basic taxes of the chicken fillet roll itself, a variety of extra taxes will be added for each ingredient, increasing the overall price drastically.

A valuable resource – chicken fillet roll lovers set to pay the big bucks

The Irish government made their bold announcement on Pancake Tuesday, a day that all Irish people look forward to, and stated that their main reason to increase taxes on the chicken fillet roll is that it is a valuable resource that needs to be protected.

FM104 took to the streets not long after the announcement to quiz the public on their thoughts on the controversial subject, and the responses were mixed.

When asked what they were willing to pay for the delicious delicacy, many revealed they would pay anywhere up to €10 for a Centra-made chicken fillet roll, with some saying there is nothing that will stop their addiction.

The decision, which sparked outrage across the country, has been met with ongoing protests, boycotts of Irish delis, and downright anger, with many stating that the chicken fillet roll is a fundamental human right in Ireland.

Indeed, FM104 spotted a group of protesters outside a local Centra, encouraging people to boycott the chicken fillet roll until the plans were retracted. One sign read, “Increasing taxes on our chicken fillet rolls is fowl play”, while another boldly stated, “Keep off our poultry pockets”.

It’s clear that there are mixed feelings concerning the government’s latest announcement, and one sure sign is the many eggs that were thrown at the Government Buildings on Upper Merrion Street.

What we can expect – a season of changes is upon us

In a recent statement by Centra, the home of the chicken fillet roll, the deli revealed that they will do everything in their power to make the Irish roll tastier than ever, stating, “We want the public to get bang for their buck, and we are working on that extra bang”.

While it is not entirely clear what they mean by their statement, only time will tell just how delicious this overpriced chicken fillet roll can get.

Conspiracy theorists have leapt onto social media to express their concerns, suggesting that this is just a ploy to encourage the public to eat healthier.

One keyboard warrior wrote, “First, they come for our chicken fillet rolls, what’s next? Our battered sausages? Our spice bags? Or even our beloved Tayto cheese and onion crisps?”.

While it is clear that not everyone is pleased with the news that taxes are set to increase in the next few weeks, protests and online trolls have proven to make no difference whatsoever to the government’s decision.

When asked by FM104 what she expects will happen when the new plans are in place, Dublin native Stacy Quinn said, “Personally, I’m giving up the fags so I can afford a few more chicken fillet rolls during the week”.

Meanwhile, Danny Dunne said, “Those protesters can boycott as much as they want. It means more chicken fillet rolls for me – winner-winner chicken dinner”.

So, has this news made an impact on your life? And will you be convinced to pay up to €10 for a chicken fillet roll? Let’s see how this unfolds!