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    10 reasons why VEGANS are BETTER than meat-eating SCUM

    Jade PoleonBy Jade PoleonJanuary 30, 2023No Comments5 Mins Read
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    It is a well-known fact that vegans are better than meat eaters. These are the top reasons why you need to change your eating habits

    10 reasons why vegans are better than meat-eating scum.

    If you are vegan, we applaud you, and if you are part of the meat-eating scum group, then we have a few things to lay out for you.

    We all know that veganism is the best lifestyle choice for many reasons, but it goes even further than that.

    If you are privy to the odd “juicy steak” or “breakfast roll after a night out”, then we are here to tell you that you should be ashamed of yourself and your disgusting meat-eating habits.

    With that in mind, let us give you the ten reasons why vegans are better than meat-eating scum, and hopefully, by the end, you will resist the urge to eat your next horrible fleshy meal.

    10. Vegans don’t eat crap – carefully selected snacks

    Vegans don't eat crap.
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    Yes, you heard right, one of the main reasons vegans are better than meat-eating scum is that they choose carefully what they eat, and that means not eating crap like crisps, sweets, ice cream and unhealthy snacks.

    On the other hand, meat eaters will literally eat whatever you give them, cheese strings and all.

    9. Vegans take pride in cooking – a better routine in the kitchen

    One of the reasons why vegans are better than meat-eating scum is because they care about what they eat.
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    Take some time to observe a vegan in the kitchen, and you will see them slicing their vegetables with great care and reading the labels carefully on each product.

    Meanwhile, meat-eating scum will just throw any old meat-infused ready meal in the microwave and be happy as larry; they don’t bother making the effort.

    8. Vegans don’t consume like pigs – disgusting habits

    Vegans have better eating habits.
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    One of the top reasons vegans are much better than meat-eating scum is that they know when to stop eating, but instead, the average meat eater will eat until they are about to explode.

    Most meat eaters eat a meal and then lay on the sofa to digest all the flesh in their gut.

    7. Vegans are more compassionate – they are better people

    One of the reasons why vegans are better than meat-eating scum is that they are more compassionate.
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    Since vegans take great care in knowing where their food comes from, they don’t eat anything that comes from or is derived from an animal; it makes them more compassionate people.

    Meat eaters tend to be much more selfish, uncompassionate and not very nice, which is just not the right way to live.

    6. Vegans are in better shape – you are what you eat

    Vegans are generally in better shape.
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    Let’s set the scene, you are walking down the beach in the Maldives, and you spot two people; one is toned, tanned and looking fit, while the other is chunky and unattractive – which one is vegan?

    Vegans tend to be in better shape, while meat-eating scum takes less pride in their appearance.

    5. Vegans will live longer – a win-win situation

    One of the reasons why vegans are better than meat-eating scum is that they will live longer.
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    It’s a known fact that vegans live longer, and while many meat eaters of the same age start to die off, all the vegans out there can sit back and say, “I told you so”.

    This is one of the most significant benefits of being vegan; you don’t have to think about death as quickly as those who eat meat.

    4. Vegans are healthier – it’s a fact

    It's a fact that vegans are healthier.
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    Yes, one of the most significant reasons why vegans are better than meat-eating scum is the fact that they are healthier.

    They care about what they eat and take great pride in selecting only the best products, no matter what it costs, unlike meat eaters, who grab whatever is available.

    3. Vegans care about the environment – our planet matters

    Go vegan for a better life.
    Credit: Flickr / Ivan Radic

    There is no doubt that meat eaters also throw their cigarette butts on the ground, throw rubbish out the windows of the car and defecate in public, but this is something a vegan would never do, which makes them much better people.

    2. Vegans care about animals – it’s all about the animals

    Vegans care more about animals.
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    Unlike meat eaters, who are most likely animal haters, vegans hold a lot of compassion for animals and their wellbeing, and you will always find vegans stopping to feed homeless street cats and dogs.

    In contrast, meat eaters would easily walk on by without batting an eyelid.

    1. Vegans are not cheapskates – it’s priceless

    Vegan aren't cheapskates.
    Credit: pexels / Elle Hughes

    One of the main reasons why vegans are much better than meat-eating scum is that they are not afraid to spend a little extra to get the best cruelty-free food.

    Those who eat meat generally go for the cheapest option, regardless of where it came from or what it tastes like, they just crave meat, and that’s that!

    So, there you have the ten reasons why vegans are better than meat-eating scum. Have we convinced you to put that steak back on the shelf?

    Disclaimer

    This article is satire. We do satire articles because it is great craic and Irish people love it! Articles in this section are spoof articles which should not be taken as the truth, nor are they are intended to offend.

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    Jade is a seasoned traveller, yoga enthusiast, adventure seeker and travel writer passionate about seeing the world and sharing hidden gems with others. As well as having travelled to 91 countries thus far, she has written for several websites, including The World Bucket List, Meanwhile in Ireland and Ireland Before You Die. In 2022 Jade’s first book ‘ The Ultimate Irish Road Trip Guide’ was published and is currently available on Amazon. She is a keen writer of satirical articles, as well as ‘The best things to do’ and ‘The best dishes to try’ around the globe. Jade is currently on a campervan adventure around Europe, where she continues to get her travel and food inspiration. She is excited to share what she discovers with her readers.

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