Irishman ‘deeply concerned’ about Australian wildfires due to possible wine shortages

An Irishman who considers himself a wine connoisseur has voiced his deep concerns over the spate of...

Family of missing ‘Sesh Gremlin’ don’t actually want him found

The family of a missing Sligo man has taken to social media requesting that the public cease...

‘I’m tolerant of all people…except Catholics and Gays’ says DUP voter

A DUP voter has dumfounded his friends and family by stating that he is tolerant to all...

‘I swear I’m not in the RA’ claims Crossmaglen man caught...

A sixty-year-old Crossmaglen man has vehemently denied that he is a member of the Irish Republican Army...

Ryanair to fine ‘overweight’ passengers after introducing BMI booking requirement

The budget airline Ryanair has announced that it is to introduce strict fines for passengers who exceed...

Harry and Megan to step back from doing Feck-All

Princess Harry and his wife Meghan, Duchess of Sussex have announced that they intend to step back from...

Titanic’s Rose ‘visited granddaughter in dream’ to warn Titanic II will...

A sixty-year-old American woman has claimed that her deceased grandmother came to her in a dream to warn of...

Ireland wins ‘best pint drinkers in the world’ award at global...

Ireland has won the International Best Pint Drinkers in the World Award. The announcement was made at...

Dublin headstone repossessed by Council over €5k parking fine owed by...

The headstone of a deceased Dublin man has been repossessed from his grave by Dublin bailiffs due...